Monday, April 16, 2012

The "Wrong Answer" Thread - Page 4

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Q: How many rune types are there?




A: 443, but you can only find 5; the other 438 "appear" on the RMAH at random times for less than 10 seconds, and they only work for 2/3 of the playerbase.



Q: Do female monks shave their legs?|||Quote:








A: 443, but you can only find 5; the other 438 "appear" on the RMAH at random times for less than 10 seconds, and they only work for 2/3 of the playerbase.



Q: Do female monks shave their legs?




A: No, when they expend spirit it cleanses them of all of the hair below the neck. They can however grow a mustache if they want.

Q: Will Tyrael return in D3 and help us defeat Diablo?|||Quote:








A: 443, but you can only find 5; the other 438 "appear" on the RMAH at random times for less than 10 seconds, and they only work for 2/3 of the playerbase.




Heh, quantum runes will spontaneously appear for a short duration in the RMAH vacuum.


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Q: Will Tyrael return in D3 and help us defeat Diablo?




He will, but it turns out he's just a pussy. Not wanting to interfere with the events of Sanctuary was just a pathetic excuse he used to conceal the fact that he can't even take on a Normal mode fallen. Diablo will flick him to death in a split second.

Q: Will there be robots in D3?|||Quote:








Q: Will there be robots in D3?




Cain was always a robot.

Q: What will be the deadliest weapon and for what class?|||Quote:








Q: What will be the deadliest weapon and for what class?




A: The machine gun. The DH gets one.

Q: Are there any shield-specific skills|||Quote:








Q: Are there any shield-specific skills




Shields have been removed since complaints have been filed over excessive splinters in fingers.

When is this game going to be released?|||Quote:








Shields have been removed since complaints have been filed over excessive splinters in fingers.

When is this game going to be released?




September 27, 2011.

Will we see the return of Lister in D3?|||Quote:








September 27, 2011.

Will we see the return of Lister in D3?




A: Lister has been replaced a Diablo likeness of Justin Beiber to create a wider appeal for the game. His songspell is a combination AOE stun/summons... it will stun all adult characters, and small children will flock to him seemingly out of nowhere.

Q: Does Diablo get his own cool sidekick, like our heroes with thier followers?|||Quote:








A: Lister has been replaced a Diablo likeness of Justin Beiber to create a wider appeal for the game. His songspell is a combination AOE stun/summons... it will stun all adult characters, and small children will flock to him seemingly out of nowhere.

Q: Does Diablo get his own cool sidekick, like our heroes with thier followers?






a: Originally he did have a sidekick but our internal beta testers, after they realized the mouse was not edible and had a diaper change, found that the sidekick made the game too complicated. Diablo now hands you loot as you enter his chamber and has been replaced with a pinata.

Q: what prime evils will be in the game?|||Quote:








a: Originally he did have a sidekick but our internal beta testers, after they realized the mouse was not edible and had a diaper change, found that the sidekick made the game too complicated. Diablo now hands you loot as you enter his chamber and has been replaced with a pinata.

Q: what prime evils will be in the game?




A: Only the 2 most evil ones; Celine Dion and David Hasselhoff.

Q: Why is there a male wizard choice for character creation?

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