Monday, April 16, 2012

The "Wrong Answer" Thread - Page 3

Q:what will be the name of the first expansion?

A: The burning wrath of the cataclysm swarm of the void



Q: What are health orbs that drop from mobs?|||Quote:




Q: What are health orbs that drop from mobs?




They appear when you kill a monster with a powerful spell. The energy of your spell contributes to the gravitational energy of the location of the monster's death, giving a strong metric of spacetime curvature, which melds the blood, guts, and most other monsters' innards into a mushy red paste, which is held together in the local gravitational topology, in the most natural shape of the potential - a sphere.

Q: Will there be a secret level in D3? What will it consist of (if so)?|||Q: Will there be a secret level in D3? What will it consist of (if so)?

A:Yes, the secret level will be called hell, you get there by killing cute zombies and demons and other innocent creatures alike.



Q: What will be the next class that will be introduced in an expension?|||Q: What will be the next class that will be introduced in an expension?

a: each expansion will actually remove a class in order to streamline the decision making process and make it easier for players to pick a class to play.



Q: How do you resurrect players in D3?|||Q: How do you resurrect players in D3?

A: By running around there corpse in a circle hitting the num pad 6 key!

Q: Is deckard cain immortal?|||Quote:








Q: How do you resurrect players in D3?

A: By running around there corpse in a circle hitting the num pad 6 key!

Q: Is deckard cain immortal?




A: the likelyhood of cain being immortal is the same as "the characters will all finally get to the top of the volcano and throw the ring in..."

Q: how do the cows in the secret cow level reproduce? they all seem to be female..|||Quote:








A: the likelyhood of cain being immortal is the same as "the characters will all finally get to the top of the volcano and throw the ring in..."

Q: how do the cows in the secret cow level reproduce? they all seem to be female..




They all have to mate with the Cow King (because... "king"...). In fact, that's why, when you kill him, you can no longer open the level. They no longer have someone with whom to mate, so they can no longer reproduce.

Q: How many possible ways are there to customize a character, excluding gear?|||Quote:








Q: How many possible ways are there to customize a character, excluding gear?




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Q: What penalties does death bring at higher difficulties?|||Quote:








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Q: What penalties does death bring at higher difficulties?




A: All of your gear is broken, you lose 3 levels of experience, and you are disconnected from the game for 10 minutes so you can sit and think about what you did.

Q: How many rune types are there?|||Quote:








A: All of your gear is broken, you lose 3 levels of experience, and you are disconnected from the game for 10 minutes so you can sit and think about what you did.




I genuinely LOLd at that one.

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